Then He Kissed Me

I spent several years as a young teenager and woman, loving these songs that I grew up with.  Back then life was so much simpler and very much about love.........

Zipper Skirt

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, 

she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow 

her leg to come up to the height of the first step of 

the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile 

to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her 

skirt a little, thinking that this would give her 

enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the

step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little

more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her 

to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second

time attempted the step. Once again, much to her 

chagrin, she could not raise her leg. 

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached

behind to unzip a little more and again was unable

to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing 

behind her picked her up easily by the waist and 

placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went

ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and 

yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even 

know who you are!"   

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, 

normally I would agree with you, but after you 

unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we

were friends."

Weight

Here is another way to possibly loose weight.  You can use sensa  when eating and it helps control over eating. They say that it helps the brain tell the body that it's full and helps with the intake amount.  I'm sure that this can help many people, especially the obese.  It's reported to have a  clinical backing can be used even in a restaurant by just sprinkling it on your food.  If you can sprinkle salt & pepper on your food, then you can do the same with this product.

Madness

If it's not one it's the other.  I am the mother of five kids and wonder what possessed me to have that many?  There's never a week that goes by without one of them having some kind of problem.  It's mostly money or domestic problems, with an occasional splash of health flare ups.  This week was graced with domestic bliss and then all hell broke loose.  I try to sympathize but if they keep going back time after time to the same situation, what can you do?  I suppose this keeps life interesting?

Blogging Career

This is a Sponsored post written by me on behalf of Ashworth College for SocialSpark. All opinions are 100% mine.

About three years ago I looked a the possibilities for my life and decided I wanted a change.  I kept seeing commercials about working at home, but had heard a lot of bad information about it.  It came to my attention one day that their was people actually doing this type of thing, while sitting at home in their PJ's. 

On a social outing that I was making, I met this lady who's conversation led to information about her work.  The more we talked I realized this person had the exact information I had been wanting to know.  The questions began to fly as I quizzed her about the things she was doing.  I wanted to know what she was doing and if it would be something I could learn as well.  Each time I saw her after that, I would again ask her about the work she was doing on the computer.  Finally I pinned her down about showing me her way of handling the different aspects of the service.

I was informed that I would become a student on a daily basis, and that there was never a time that I wouldn't learn something new in my efforts.  Visiting her a few days later, opened a field of knowledge I had a hard time understanding.  She assured me that it would eventually fall together and work out to the ultimate goal.  I ask her if there was some school courses that I could consider taking?  She was unaware of  Ashworth College  and it's field of studies at that time.  I made many mistakes during the last 3 years of website publishing.  I've ruined templates, and had to revamp my blogs.  I wish that I had known about this credited college back then.  I would have made the effort to take their "blogging" course and obtain a six month certificate upon completion.  It has been a long up hill struggle to get where I am today.  I make a certain amount of income a month, but when I look at the amounts listed that other bloggers make, I feel like I'm still on the ground level.  I am writing daily, and this money helps buy the extra things I need, which my fixed income can't handle.  I hope that some of the efforts I have made will prove profitable as I progress in my field of labors.

Need Help

 

Above is a picture of workers as they attempt to connect power for certain areas of Japan.  These people have a big task while they are being expose to radiation from the reactors that were destroyed during the recent earthquake and tsunami.  The workers are attempting to repair power lines at the Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant in Tomioka, Fukushima Prefecture northeastern Japan. Clean up and projects such as this will take a very long time to accomplish.  Independent contractors are making efforts, working day and night to tackle the cleanup.  

Hey You Guys!

I sure like to look at those buff bodies and you need to keep them in that condition for us women to ogle.  I believe you can find a product that can help with this tire you get around your waists.  It looks as if there's the best diet pills for men  at about every health food store.  They say that you can go on line and buy these products in bulk and get more for you money.  That's a good idea, with today's economy.  Click on the above link and see what you think about the information.

More Mess

More damned ads in the mail again!  I'm so damned tired of these things, all they do is make a mess for you to clean up, put in the trash and carry out!  You can build a trash sack full of these things in one months time.  That in itself is a problem for my lazy ass.  I don't like to take out the trash and since I'm single that means I do it all.  I once had a man who did this sort of thing, but got rid of him.  Now, I can look forward to carrying the same thing the mail carriers carry..........trash!

Well         Hell !

Liz Taylor

I've been trying to search the internet for information of this marriage.  I know that Liz and Jason were engaged, but I'm not sure if they actually got married.  Reports of them being together for a long time surfaced, when the couple announced their engagement last year.  

The entertainment world has lost another icon, and our condolences go out the the 4 children, who were at her side when she passed.  So long Liz.......rest in peace.

Enjoy....

Irish Luck......

Cigars for Sale.......

This sounds like a rough rider movie, to me.  When in fact it's a cigar design or brand that's ready for your purchase.  I can't figure what a camacho triple maduro  could have that would make it any different for other cigar's except maybe the blend of tobacco's.  I know that you men who relish a good cigar will know exactly what this cigar is all about.  Hats off to you guys and your smoking expertise!  All I can say is have a great day and enjoy one!

Sneeze Some More.......

Here it is again.....the old sneezing, sniffing season and even though we love the beauty of "spring", we still hate the misery it brings.  Just when you think your over a bout of sinus, the weather changes and here you go again.  I will make myself endure even if it kills me.........oh, I didn't mean that.........strike that one out!

Watches

The need for a good sturdy watch is seen in the last post written about the earth quake in Japan. It is a good chance that many could have a suunto watch in their possession while handling the assistance operations of this disaster.  I can understand that construction workers use these outdoor watches during their work and are glad for the sturdiness these watches have.  For more information about this type of watch and other designs, click on the above link.

Not There

 

People walk along the areas that have been hit and look for items that can be salvaged for use.  It's something that they will utilize while trying to survive this trauma they are dealing with.  It's been one disaster after another in the last few years and the World assistance organizations are strapped as well as the economic status of all countries.  It's going to be a long journey for this nation, as it has been for Haiti and other countries who have been stricken with these disasters.

Oooh Chocolate.....

I was thinking of giving a gift to a couple who just became new parents.  I knew that they had all types of baby clothes and accessories that you need with a new baby.  I decided that I wanted to give something a bit different, which they could enjoy for themselves.  The Gourmet Chocolate Gift Baskets I found at one website, looked to be the perfect idea.  I need to go back and shop at this website for more nice gifts later, when the time arrives.

Senior Citizen........

I'm the life of the party...... Even if it lasts until 8 p.m.

I'm very good at opening childproof caps.... With a hammer.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.


I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place,
somewhere.

I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my
left leg.

I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for
wimps.

I'm a walking
storeroom of facts..... I've just
Lost the key to the storeroom
door.

Free.....

A website that gives a free shipping coupon at Personal Creations  to the customer's who buy products from them is out there but hard to find. You need to search the web in order to get the best deals.  This website displays products that are real nice creations by the owner.  I looked at their FaceBook page and saw a few items that were of interest when it comes time to give a gift.  These products are personal in nature and can bring the gift receiver plenty of happiness, when the gift is presented.

Dead Fish

I got off my lazy ass and went to the pet store yesterday.  I bought several tropical fish that were on sale.  That is the big word.....on sale!  At the present I have one dead fish and 3 uncertains' which leads me to believe that they were possible sick to begin with. That's not always the truth, because I've spent the regular price of fish before and bring them home only to die.  Maybe I should have left them at the store, and then they would have lived.  Maybe!  I don't like to spend my money on fish and then them die the next day.  It's a big let down to come in the next morning and see it lying there on the bottom of the tank, lifeless.

Travel

Going to New York on a business trip or maybe visiting the big city for the first time is always an experience.  Plenty of memories can be made there and you will want to find accommodations at one of the hotels on 5th ave  to compliment your stay.  I suggest going online and looking for the package deals that they are offering during the time you wish to take you trip.  You can find some great package deals that at times can include extra amenities.

My Posts

I recently joined another website to start publishing articles and possibly gain credit in the form of payments.  Having done so, I have been about to get them published through one of the worldwide website's that will get me noticed.  I believe with time, I will build enough reader's to get this going on the route I am trying to establish.  I'm excited that all 3 of my recent posts have been accepted and published.  Now, on to bigger and better subjects to post!

Office Meetings

Here you go again to another meeting that's just going to be boring and wasting time.  The time that you spend on Conference calls  is necessary to communicate with other branch office's or potential customers.  Using this technology makes you more in charge of the situation at hand without having to wait for a decision by fax or other means.  You can talk with each branch and by doing so the decisions can be made right then with follow ups of certain documents.

4 Walls...

Social World, to some is going to a spa, and visiting the local hang outs.  To other's it's a need that gets them out of the 4 walls of their lives.  I get into such a rut now that I am single and without ways of having fun.  I find myself heading the the local pubs in the evenings to be around people and get out of that apartment.  It starts closing in on me and I find that even if the people out there are hospitable, it's still better than sitting here eating and being alone.  It's come down to this and even though I would love to have a relationship, I am afraid of having a bad one.  Thus I come home alone every night and fall in bed hoping I will go to sleep.

Software

 Technology has surpassed my limited knowledge and left me in the background.  I realize that there are huge businesses that need performance management software  to keep them progressing in the fields they are controlling.  This software can doing many different detail actions, and generate reports that are needed on a daily basis.  The cooperate offices can maintain the different departments and employees with this software.  I consider that they can better operate the business with the interaction it has throughout their business departments.

Not My Fault

Some people just can't handle it, when they aren't in control of your actions.  They opt to put themselves in a position where they are expected to do things and then if they can't get you to help them with it they think you are slacking in your responsibilities.  Certain actions on my part are not what other's want me to do, and so it pushes me out on a limb of nonacceptance from them.  I've always been one to think for myself, and found that if I didn't these people wouldn't give a flip what happened to me.  So, now they want me to be responsible, since there is something they need done.

Fat ?

 Your not alone when it comes to the fat around your waist.  Today, in America is considered to be one of the most lazy and obese generation.  We are just too overweight people, and need some adapexin-p plus exercise to get the weight loss we need.  There's the diet that we must adhere to as well to help all this extra effort.  I know this sounds like too much and your right!  That's what got us in this shape to begin with, and now look at us.

Lady Owner

 This lady I met several years ago, through my oldest daughter.  She own's a local pub and has had it for many year's.  I hadn't seen her in awhile, and heard that she was getting back out into the local social world again.  By chance I ran into her at another place she once owned and so I grabbed a picture of her.  Unfortunately, I jiggled the camera while taking it.  I wouldn't think it was because of the beers I had been drinking.  That would be too easy to explain!

MMA Gear

You wrestler's know what this means and generally look for different items to support your wrestling bouts.  The
mma gear  is a mixture of boxing equipment that can during specialized wrestling.  I've known some young men who trained for regular wrestling, and then there were some who preferred kick boxing.  I never really got into watching much wrestling, but I really enjoy the boxing tournaments.  Kick boxing has added more contention to the game.  Good wrestling equipment and clothing are necessary for these situations.

WTF

They say that women are hard to understand and drive men crazy with their antics.  Wait just a minute!  It's just as frustrating on our side of the deal as well!  You come on to us and make us think that your really interested and then poof.  Your gone and no one can figure out what happened?  Everyone thought you two were really hitting it off and would surely make a good couple.  You thought he was going to be the one and suddenly he's no where to be found.  He won't answer his phone, when you call and when he finally does, all these excuses come up.  Hell, just be up front and tell us the truth!  We can handle that much better than all your little evasive actions.  If you lost interest, then just admit that you really didn't feel it, and think we should move on. Believe me, we can move on and it won't take us 2 minutes to do it!

Kids !

Just  before I was deployed to Iraq , I sat my eight-

year-old son down and  broke the news to him. 
"I'm going to be away for a long  time," I told him.

"I'm going to Iraq .."   "Why?" he asked. "Don't you

know there's a war going on over there?"


On the way back from a Cub Scout meeting, my

grandson innocently said to my son, "Dad, I  know

babies come from mommies' tummies,  but how

do they get there in the first place?"  After my son

hemmed and hawed awhile, my grandson finally
spoke up in disgust, "You don't  have to  make up

something, Dad.  It's okay if  you don't know the  

answer."

Doctor.....

Setting up a clinic is a tough ordeal for a young doctor who is just getting into the business.  Medical school, drained the finances.  Internship and residency made a tired person of this individual.  Now, to make some of the money back, is the front subject.  A doctor will need good reliable equipment such as welch allyn  Ostoscopes or Ophthalmoscopes to check the patients for possible health problems.  It's necessary to have these along with extra parts to prevent loss in case of breakage.

Taxi !

A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a taxi New York City.

It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings.

"Mom" said the boy "what are all those women doing?"

"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work" she replied.

The taxi driver turns around and says "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth?

They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money.."

The little boy's eyes get wide and he says "Is that true Mom?"

His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers in the affirmative.

After a few minutes, the kid asks "Mom, what happens to the babies those women have?"

"Most of them become taxi drivers" she said.

Springtime in Texas

 I know some of you really don't care about the Spring here in the DFW area, but that's ok, cause you probably enjoy the area where you live.  I like to watch the Spring burst forth and come to life.  This is my favorite time of the year.  This fruitless crabapple tree caught my eye yesterday and as I came down the same street today I grabbed my camera and took a shot of it.

Cash......

I talked to some of my customer's that did cash loans with my company and they told me that it's just about as easy to do a   online cash advnce   with these website's as it is to walk into a local store and apply for a loan.  I believe they are telling me the truth, because I've seen it first hand and it's not that hard to set up an account.  I believe that if you can cut out the middle man or save travel time, then you've got something going for you.  For more information about online loans, click on the above link and read their requirements.

Balloons

A publicity stunt went wrong with all the balloons that was released, and now the company that did it is coming under fire.  The EPA is thinking that there's a problem with all the balloons that have fell into the water.  It's considering filing a court case against the company that released the balloons.  Imaging what will happen on this project.  I'm sure the money is going to fly...........as usual when there's a court case.

Copy & Paste

I've been told that I'm not supposed to copy & paste from other places and that certain website's won't accept my blogs anymore.  I certainly hope that the videos from youtube aren't considered as such.  I realize there are certain standards that website's consider acceptable.  I desire to make my blog one that people can get more than one insight to certain subjects.

America Stand Up