> >a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off
> >the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
> >
> >The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by
> >her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.
> >'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the fire fighter says with admiration.
> >'Thank you,' the little girl says.
> >
> >The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the
> >wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
> >
> >'Little Partner', the fire fighter says, 'I don't want to tell you how to
> >run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too,
> >I think you could go faster.'
> >
> >The little girl replies thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I
> >wouldn't have a siren.'
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