Wow, People!

Some people will do anything to get noticed.  Catching the eye of a movie expert is what I see happening in the last video.  It seems that he would be able to get it right instead of proving himself completely "stupid".  Either way, the video before it was crazy and I assume the girl was acting up in order to cause a scene.  When you look at it, that's exactly what she did and I'm sure she got a big kick out of it.

OOPS !

NOT THE BUILDING.......COME ON ..NOW!

WTF ?

POOR GUY...........LOL

Not Smart!

How often can you do this?  I'll bet he learned his lesson, what do you think?

 

Dying

I notice that of late there have been many notable people passing away.  Mandela, Ray Price, and Tom Laughlin.  These have been the most recent that I have known about.  It's a sad thing that these people had to pass on, but I know that they were ill and tired.  So, I can only say, RIP

Caganer?

The most polite translation is “the defecator” as, despite an innocuous-looking appearance from the front, its buttocks are bare with each one containing a small, brown deposit beneath.
The caganer is never in the front of the nativity scene. That would be a lack of respect. He’s always hidden in a corner, under a bridge or behind a tree and every morning the children play a game, hunting for the caganer.”

It’s now turned into big business with the inevitable celebrity spin-off. Christmas markets sell the likes of politicians, soccer players, foreign presidents, rock stars and royalty.  LOL!

OOOOH NOOOO..........

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while.

What happened ?   You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."  

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."  

"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but

I'm fine now."  

The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook ?  What happened to

your hand?"  

The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a

sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really." 
 

"What about that eye patch?"  

"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over.

I looked up, and one of them sh*t in my eye." 
 

"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird sh*t." 
 

"It was my first day with the hook."

2 Left Feet?

Your about to get married and have two left feet.  You know that the first dance comes with the bride and the groom.  You are not going to embarrass yourself out there on the floor with your new spouse.  Here's some help for your problem.  Get yourself some wedding dance lessons   from a professional instructor.  Since your are interested in this service, you can click on the above link and see what they offer.

Heisman?

I can remember when Earl Campbell won this and that's been awhile..........

Makes you wonder about the classifieds, doesn't it?

Ha, ha......

Your telling him to focus?  Oh yeah, that's about right for the situation...........wtf?

Oh My God...........

Oh my God, how crazy can this person be?  Now, that takes some effort, but the "guts" involved, I just don't know about?

Have Fun

Backyard swings were the thing, when my children were growing up.  I remember putting one together for the last 2 children.  I was able to get it all done except for sitting it upright.  I had to call my husband out to help me erect it.  I'm sure you may be interested in playsets in stafford va  if you live in the local areas.  To shop for one, click on the above link and look at their designs.

Oh Yes

Three friends from the local congregation were asked, 'When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?'

Artie said: ' I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man.'

Frank commented: 'I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives.'

Al said: 'I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!'

Well!

It would seem that this tree became a problem for the next door neighbors.  They lost power for 4 days and had alot of work done to remove it.  No effort was made to contact me about it, and I kept quiet.  I have no home owner's insurance and knew the tree was my Mother's effort through the years.  I'm glad it's gone because of the danger, yet I feel they took what they thought was their's and removed it.  Today, it is but a stump about 4ft. high.

Mommy?

Oh NO!

A Washington state man faces felony marijuana trafficking charges after an officer found 3.3 pounds of marijuana wrapped up as Christmas gifts during a traffic stop in northern Idaho.  He was stopped because his vehicle was repeatedly changing lanes and following other drivers too closely. The officer said he smelled marijuana as he approached the vehicle. The deputy asked him what was in the presents and he stated some 'sweaters".

A drug-sniffing dog indicated the packages contained drugs and officers opened them. His 12- and 14-year-old sons, who were in the vehicle with him, were taken into custody on suspicion of frequenting, or being in the company of someone in possession of a controlled substance. The boys will not be charged.

The man has been released after posting a $20,000 bond. Records show he works at a hydroponics supply store in north Spokane, go figure.  :)

Got One?

Have you got an iphone?  If you have one then you are in the right place to find real estate iphone apps  download them and go shopping.  It's a nice tool to have online services at your fingertips.  Today, the electronics world has evolved into this trend.  Real estate can be found easily by using your iphone to direct the search.

Fire Water?

Well, it's not the first time people have had this problem.  Right here in Texas, there have been several people report such findings.  I'm sure it would be a problem to you if this were to happen in your home.  I would be very pissed and they should be as well.

Ate Too Much

Stand Up and Help

The story on the news, is telling us that there are many people going without food, lately.  It's my concern that we as the American people, need to rally and help our fellow citizens who are in need.  Since our government isn't doing much to help, we need to follow up on the needs in our own towns and states.

Blogs

I hate it when my computer crashes and it happened this week.  To say the least it was a frustration to have to use my backup tower, because of the limited apps involved.  It is horrible to go to that computer and try to work, when it won't give me the websites I ask for.  I had a scare about this blog, because of the "spam" listing "Google" had put on my "Blogger" account about this blog.  It's with great pleasure that my tech was able to save this tower, thereby helping my access once again to this blog, through my other ISP.  Thank you, Mr. Campos for you expert work on this tower.

It's The Pits

You know your spouse/boyfriend is coming home..........so, you get all spruced up, shave your legs, douche, a dab of perfume, and put on something sexy.  Are you ready for the let down?  It's coming believe me!  It's happened to me so many times, I can't count.  I thought women were the one's who were supposed to "have a headache"?  I thought we were the one's that were to be too tired, not feeling well, or not interested?  Give me a f--king break, it's not always us women.  You guys come home to the same woman, day after day and think she's just something you can take for granted to be there waiting.  You don't think you have to do anything to keep us happy, but work and come home.  Oh yeah, well have you got a rude awakening!  You want us to have the "hots" for you, and yet you just lay there.  Oh yes, I believe that's what you say we do!  EXCUSE ME!  Have you ever made the effort to arouse us?  Why, is it that you think that totally our job?  Remember, we have sexual needs too and  your not the only one in this relationship that needs to be satisfied!  Come on, fess up!  Do you really think you getting there and getting your needs met is the only thing you need to do?  WTF, am I doing here, then?  You can handle that for $20 on some street hoe!  Don't insult my love and use it as a sign of weakness.  You'll come up on the loosing end of this deal!

Nuns at Baseball Game

Father, forgive me because I know not what I do. THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A YANKEE BASEBALL GAME.   THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND THEM. BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW, THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY'D GET ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA. IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH.  THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE." THEN THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA.  THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE." THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO. THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE." THE MOTHER SUPERIOR TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET AND CALM VOICE SAID,  "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL... THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE!"      Too bad you can't say the same thing about priests.

Yuck!

Is it just me or is there other people out there who cringe each time that certain face hits the viewing screen?  I'm so tired of his face being flashed across my TV every time I turn it on.  Now, each time I access a certain website, there he is on the sidebar smiling back at me.  If Obama wanted his face all over the news media and the world he should have been a movie star.  It's for certain he would have been making big money and got his name in lights.  Now that this man is re-elected, I am one person who can't wait for the next 4 years to be over with.  Then we can look at someone else's face on our TV screens.

Ha ha........Threaten Me.......

This morning the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if the United States continued meddling

in Egypt , Libya , and other potential hot spots in the Middle East , they intend to cut off America 's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T and AOL customer service reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more presidents either.

It's gonna get ugly, people.

Stand Up America.....

Why?

I find it very annoying to see how the government is making it's people suffer at the hands of what would be considered criminals.  It's truly sad to know that people who are trying to work are being treated so unfairly.  Here you have a government telling them that they have to do this and that, when if it weren't for these working people, the government wouldn't be in operation.  What's even worse is that this government will soon destroy the needed businesses that support the working class people.  What will we do with no income and nothing to eat?  You tell me how we will find the necessary means for our everyday lives?  The government will take it all from us in one way or another.

Weddings

Living in and around the NC areas you can find many different studios where photos can be taken.  The north carolina wedding photographers  are sure to utilize all possible situations, to make the wedding a beautiful as they can.  Whether it be a wedding on the beach or in a church, there are many settings a picture can be placed in.

Damn These Killings

Another needless rampage and this time at a middle school, in Nevada.  I have yet to figure how these people were raised?  Surly they know better than to take a life?  What is happening to our future children who will become adults is horrible.  I wonder if they have any idea as to what they have caused?  The people who bully and belittle others are cruel to say the least.  Who knows what set off this young person today?  It's a very sad thing, when children see this stuff on TV and think it's the best way out.  Now, he has no life either.

Do The Time!

They don't impress me much! Hell, if it had been me they would have thrown the books at me with no bail, and I'd be stuck in that place for 5 years or more.  I don't like people who throw their money around just because they can.  If you do the crime, then you need to do the time, and I feel that they think their money can work wonders for them, even when the chips are down.  So, far they are getting by with the "Hollywood" treatment, and I'm just waiting for them to really pull a good one.  If they get away with crime once, then they go back and do it again, thinking that their lawyer and their money can keep them out.  To, hell with out.....how are they going to get their money and their lawyers to keep them out of the grave?

Think So!

I propose that a gay nightclub be opened next door to the mosque at ground zero to promote tolerance in the mosque. We could call it "The Turban Cowboy" or "You Mecca Me Hot". Then on the other side could be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and a must across the street; a very daring lingerie store called " Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret".

A Lag

Here you have a screw that isn't what you would expect.  I am sure most construction/warehouse workers can tell you what a lag screw  is and how it can be used.  Several times in my life, I found that working in those positions, gave me insight to certain materials, parts and supplies.  I learned the need and how to use them.  For information about this and other parts, click on the above link and look around.

Ralphy

Little RALPHY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
 After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." 

Little RALPHY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
 Little RALPHY answered, "No, he minded his own f....... business."


 I LOVE Little RALPHY!!!!!

That Was It!

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as
a Christmas gift...

The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked me why, I replied,

"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

Deport?

I noticed an article where it seems that illegal aliens in Arizona are asking Obama for help.  It seems to me that they should get help from an immigration attorney  to put a hold on the impending deportation they face.  Obama, has only a short time left in office and he had the national debt to worry about at present.  They can go online to the link in this post for more information.

Shut Down?

WTF is going on here in America?  I guess we have finally let our own selves down, to the point of disaster and defeat.  I wonder what Ronald Reagan, would say to this one?  This is the damnest thing I've ever seen, "we the people" have elected a bunch of idiots, who can't even run their own lives, much less a nation.

Today's Economy

All too often the world throws wrenches into our lives, causing us to regroup and move forward.  We find from time to time that loosing becomes a way of life.  Some people search for a lawyer for bankruptcy  to try and hold on to some of their properties, rather than loose them.  Taking time to research will help you find the right lawyer for you case.  Click on the above link for more information.

What Next?

It never ceases to amaze me the way that some celebrities project themselves.  When one comes off with bazaar clothing and designs, it seems that others follow suit.  I assume it's to get attention and that's a yucky way to do it.  This " Lady Gaga" has put forth different effects which has given vent to the younger entertainers approach to costumes.  I can't see getting attention as being something to approach in that manner.  I'm just too old to see why someone has to go that far in the public eye.  They might as well go naked and get the laws on them.  Then they would get attention for sure.

Amazing

One day and one surgery can make all the difference in your sight.  I found that to be true recently as last week when I had cataract surgery on an eye considered to be legally blind.  Now, I can see, read and even go without glasses.  It makes all the difference in the world and I'm glad to know that soon my other eye will be in as good shape as this one.

The Fridge

Restaurant owners and managers will know what to look for in the fprh19d7lf  when needing to purchase a good refridgerator.   This is a unit which can handle the full load when serving for an event.  You many want to do a search on it to get the amenities it has.  I'm sure the price tag will make you feel much better about your purchase.

My Eyes

Medicare has all this program stuff you are supposed to have or know about.  If you are well informed, then I offer my compliments.  There's just too damn many stipulations about certain procedures and too many rules.  Talk about red tape, and I offer you Medicare.  I don't even want to think about Medicad.

Lost It Again

I can't figure it out?  Where the hell did I put my jewelry?  I had a few beers and walke through the house when I came home that day doing the usual undressing I do.  The shoes come off, the pursed gets set down by them, the bra comes off and so on.  This time it didn't work out that way, somehow?  I remember going to the kitchen and getting another beer from the fridge, but when I took off the watch and rings and where is a mystery..  I'm still looking but not as intense as I was.  Not going to have a coronary over them.

What To Do?

Today is the start of something I'm ready to get done and out of the way.It's taken way too long for the government and the doctor's to get their act together.  Now, I'm almost blind and they are finally working together to get the surgeries going.  I am so ready to have my sight back, because I've started loosing things here in my home.  Can't see well enough in this dark house to find much of anything.

Gloves

In many lines of work the industry has to maintain the physical nature of many jobs.  Warehouse, construction and other labor jobs are some that will be found using g-tek gloves  for protection and safety. I have used such gloves when working in a warehouse and was thankful to have them during that grueling job.

SOSDD

The relationship starts off great and you think maybe this is one that's a keeper. Why does it have to slowly change as you two get to know each other?  Why does all the good things that happened while you were getting to know each other fade into yesterday?  Surely there can be a way to keep a spark of love and arousal alive.  It's just not fair to be enjoying a good thing and then have the good go bland.

Cards

Are you a small business or just starting off on a new endeaver?  Needing to get things rolling take plenty of cash.  You can get cheap business cards  to start on your way to success. Find more information under the link in this post.  Then enjoy the convenience of shopping online.

What?

Every time my boyfriend and I have a disagreement, he throws this "do you want to call it quits" at me.  This hasn't been just once.  It's been every time we don't agree or get along about him not being here with me and me understanding why.  Yeah, I'm over bearing it seems, but wanting to be with someone and having to stand on the sideline, when I should be holding them next to me, is a very hard pill to swallow.  This thing he has of throwing that "calling it quits" seems to be his way of getting my attention about what is going on.  Frankly, it's gotten pushed in my face one time too many and now I've heard enough of it.  What would you do .........give me some insight?

You What?

Oh my, what would a  person do this type of thing for?  If a strong wind comes past him, what will keep him from falling?  Very unsafe in my opinion, but then I'm not the one sitting on the ledge.  Whew, scary to me!

A Job?

Certain job applications require drug testing and criminal background check easybackgrounds  for the safety and security of the company. I have had to go through this type of procedure when applying for work.  Many of my jobs were in education or the insurance business.  It's necessary to be qualified for any position you are applying to obtain.

NO, NO

I can see where this would cause a problem.  I'm a Texan and that would be something to challenge.  We are proud of our State and wouldn't let people put it down in any fashion.  

Stay Put

What's worse than having a good get to gather with friends and family and a strong wind come up to blow things all over the place?  If you've planned an outdoor evening of relaxing with friends, all you need is something like this to re arrange your fun.  You can anchor the table cloth with table skirt clip look  help.  This website can help you with an order for your next party outdoors.

Hillbilly?

A friend sent this joke to me and it was so cute I had to share it with you guys.....

A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two
shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?' The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is.'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son,

'Boy..................go git cha Momma...............'

Not Yet

The Wicked Witch is Not Dead! 
There's this place called Neptune Society that's trying to get me to enter a contest for a PRE-PAID CREMATION. Then there's this other place, close to my home that's offering me pre-paid funeral arrangements, along with a lot to bury me in, a headstone and perpetual care. The motto: Simple, Economical and Dignified........yeah, right. Ok.......now what's the deal.........HELL..........I HAVE TO DIE! I'm not ready and they can kiss my grits..........that's how I feel about their deals! Where does the Dignified come in?

Leave me alone........

Slow PC?

Anyone who uses a computer can vouch for the fact that too many downloads can slow down a unit.  Mine has been through this on a daily basis.  Recently, the free software I was using ran out on the offer.  They expected me to buy their updates.  I believe that most website's do the same thing, therefore I make an effort to get free trials.  I'm not sure about the  clean pc  website, but I will do some investigating into it's service.  If interested then you should also.

Why?

I guess we have another "octo mom" going around our family?  It looks as though the person who last year gave birth to my great grand daughter, is pregnant again.  She's going to college, and my grandson is not being faithful to her.  So, why get pregnant with a child he must not want.  She had all this type things happening when she was pregnant with the last child?  He went around telling people it wasn't his, even then.  After she made a big stink online about how he was acting, he settled down for awhile, came back to her and tried to make it.  I wonder does she think that putting extra responsibility on him is a way to keep him tied to her?  If he's been running around on her all this time, she's leaving herself wide open for possible "STDS", should he contract it from someone.  There's no fun in being around Mom & Dad, when they are fighting.  This has been a way of life with them and they need to see how it's affecting the kids.
My grandson, isn't grown up enough to realize this and won't be for a long time.  This all happened too soon for him to digest.  His limited capacity for understanding life impairs the situation as well. You just can't hold on to a man, by putting more responsibility on him.  That makes him run away faster.

Here Comes Summer

The approaching season is at our front door.  Soon the patios will be full of fun and get to gathers.  This is the time of year we wait for to have family and friends over for the big cook out.  You will want your patio furniture to look fresh, so why not get some new patio cushions  to spruce up the place?  Go online to the link in this post and shop.

Players Go Broke?

So, figure a player gets drafted in 2013, signs for the minimum and lasts three years in the league: He will have earned about $1.2 million in salary. Factor in taxes, cost of living and the misguided belief that there will be more years and bigger paydays down the road, and it becomes a lot easier to see how so many players struggle with money after their careers end. Nobody plans on playing just three years in the NFL, you know? The average NFL career lasts just three years, you can't buy big fancy homes, cars, expensive clothes and live high on the hog. That's how the money runs out. DUH!

Damn Idiots

It takes a low life person or persons, to do what they did in Boston this week.  I can't figure how our world has gotten so out of hand?  Who do these idiots think they are?  Who died and made them God?  I'm so tired of this crap happening over and over again.  Killing off innocent people doesn't make you have balls.  Your not a great person, to do this sort of thing.  Go somewhere and dig a hole, then if you have the guts and balls, bury yourself, alive.

Software

Finding good software that can handle the work load is a necessary thing in today's world of business.  You can go online and see what eoncode.com web 2 print   can offer you in this matter.  There are products to choose from and the resources are outstanding.  Check out this website for more information about certain software needs..

What a Mess

I always have a hard time getting into a new relationship.  It's as if you never know what's going to happen from date to date.  Depending on the mood of the other person, you just can't win sometimes.  Learning all the things pro and con about an individual is the pits.  Man, just when you think you've got a good idea about who they are, they drop a bomb right into your lap.  How the hell are you supposed to develop a love relationship, when one is always acting crazy?  Damn!

Smell the Smoke

Have you ever been in a place and suddenly the aroma of good tobacco fills your nostrils?  You turn your heard around searching for the one who just lit up.  I'm sure you can find many different blends when shopping www.famous-smoke.com  website.  Get the ease and convenience of shopping online, along with superb smoking pleasure.

Get A Room

Ever go to a local bar or pub and see these two people making out over at the other table?  Man, I don't know about you but, it makes me want to find someone too.  Unfortunately, no one wants an old woman, so I stuck with watching what could be fun.  If I know the couple well, I will joke at them and tell them to get a room.  They laugh at me and tell me to f... myself.  That just makes it worse for my body's growing desires.  Damn it.

Monitor Stand

The new flat screens are very popular these days.  The size and ease of placing it in a close area is appealing.  You can find the right size monitor stand   to support your unit when shopping at the online store under the link in this post.  The convenience of shopping online, ha become a way of life.  I utilized the online store often.

Damn It

How dysfunctional is this?  You meet for the first time, you really hit it off, even though both of you are in a bar drinking?  He flips his wig for you from the start.  Hey, it's looking good to you too.  Realizing that you need to get home, and making sure he has your number is a good idea.  Suddenly, he wants to be with you that night.  Oh hell no!  Too soon you say.  He's going with the friend that he came with and pick up his truck, then be on over to your place.  Now, you have got to be kidding?  But you leave anyway, thinking that this is just a fluke.  Before you can make it to your home, he's already burning up you cell phone.  Wow!  Scary too.  So, since you don't talk on your phone while driving you let it go to voice mail.  Hence, a message, another call comes through......and so it goes.
When you finally make it home and get in the door you return his call.  He's all up in arms to come where you are.  Fast thinking and fast talking are all that's going to save you.  So, you tell him "no not tonight", we've both been drinking let's just cool it.  He persists and you finally have to remind him about the cops and how they can be that time of night, that he don''t need that.  Well, you finally calm him down and after a few minutes you say goodnight.  Whew!

Healthcare Solution?

Here is the solution:

While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my sister-in-law the other day, I think we have found the solution. I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you're a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care. A new hip? Unheard of. We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore. You don't need any medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Let's take care of the young people. After all, they will be ruling the world very soon.

So here is the solution. When you turn 70, you get a gun and 3 bullets You are allowed to shoot one senator and 2 representatives. Of course, you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need! New teeth, great! Need glasses, no problem! New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart? Well bring it on. And who will be paying for all of this. The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax.

I'm Not Dead!

The Wicked Witch is Not Dead!There's this place called Neptune Society that's trying to get me to enter a contest for a PRE-PAID CREMATION. Then there's this other place, close to my home that's offering me pre-paid funeral arrangements, along with a lot to bury me in, a headstone and perpetual care. The motto: Simple, Economical and Dignified........yeah, right. Ok.......now what's the deal.........HELL..........I HAVE TO DIE! I'm not ready and they can kiss my grits..........that's how I feel about their deals! Where does the Dignified come in?

Leave me alone........

Why?

So many people sit out there alone.  It's not a good feeling when you find yourself alone at any age.  Why, even try, when most of the opposite sex is just playing the game?  They don't care that you will be hurt by their actions, when dating occurs.  I find that many idiots think it's fun to score and then walk away.  It's a game with them, and they have no actual intention to make a relationship with you.  Their in it to hit the sack with you and then once they score, their gone.  Piss on you superficial idiots, you aren't as hot as you think you are.

Job Trouble?

It happens everyday in the work place.  You've seen it or maybe been a victim of it.  There's just so much going on and in most places it's a "dog eat dog" world.  In CA there are attorney's who specialize in this type of problem.  For information about a possible case,  I suggest you contact meservylawpc.com San Diego employment lawyer   services.  This will give you the valuable information for your next moves.

Your Fat............

How right is this?  You see this guy/woman out there on the field telling these kids to run, exercise, and tone their bodies for the sport they are about to enter.  These coaches are fat and telling these kids to exercise, build muscle and get ready for the game.  How in the hell, can you tell a child that he's supposed to be healthy and tough , when your standing there, weighing in at 50 to 100 pounds overweight your normal weight?  The logic is just not there.

Batteries

You never can have enough batteries when at a family function.  It seems those electronic cameras, camcorders and other equipment virtually eat them alive.  You can go online to the eneloop 9v  link and shop for all types of batteries.  I noticed other items being offered as well. 

Outside

 

Woke up to one of thoes cold rainy days, here in Texas.  It's been doing it off and on all night and now this morning it's raining still.  I heard some thunder a few times, but nothing scary.  They say we will have rain all day and tomorrow as well.  This is a good day to be doing what I'm doing.  I have a few more jobs to get done on the computer, then I can mess around the rest of the day.

Labels

Online services can equip you with many helpful software apps to get you through a busy day.  Those who are in the business of shipping need access to  label printing  and other shipping materials.  Based on the type of items and products being shipped each label has information to keep the product going to the correct destinations.  For information about labels and printing, click on the link in this post.

Just My Luck

Why, do relationships have to be so screwy?  You meet someone and hit it off.  Each one likes the other one's personality and actions.  You spend the first time trying to get some small bits of information about the person and what their about.  If both are interested in further communications, you exchange phone numbers.  At the end of the time together, you part going to your own places.  Some people don't, some go to a place with that new person.  If your smart and really want a lasting relationship, then you don't do that.  You back off and take it slow.  Now, this is the part that bothers me.  Taking it slow can send mixed signals to the other person.  It can scare the hell out of them, thus ruining the excitement of the first meet.  It almost happened to me.

Jobs?

I know you've seen them on the break room walls.  All companies who employ other people must post the government laws and right of it's workers.  You can find employment posters  offered at the link in this post.  Click it and get information about the size, amounts and price's of the materials.

Farting........

DO YOU FART IN BED?
IF THIS STORY DOESN'T MAKE YOU CRY FROM
LAUGHING SO HARD, LET ME
KNOW AND I'LL PRAY FOR YOU.
THIS IS A STORY ABOUT
A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS.


THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE
HUSBAND'S HABIT OF FARTING LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE. THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND THE SMELL WOULD MAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER GASP FOR AIR.
EVERY MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP RIPPING THEM OFF BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING HER SICK. HE TOLD HER HE COULDN'T STOP IT AND THAT IT WAS PERFECTLY NATURAL. SHE TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR, SHE WAS CONCERNED THAT ONE DAY HE WOULD BLOW HIS GUTS OUT.
THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE CONTINUED TO RIP THEM OUT. THEN ONE
THANKSGIVING MORNING AS SHE WAS PREPARING THE TURKEY
FOR DINNER AND HE WAS UPSTAIRS SOUND ASLEEP, SHE LOOKED AT THE INNARDS AND NECK, GIZZARD, LIVER AND ALL THE SPARE PARTS AND A MALICIOUS THOUGHT CAME TO HER. SHE TOOK THE BOWL AND WENT UPSTAIRS WHERE HER HUSBAND WAS SOUND ASLEEP AND, gENTLY PULLING THE BED COVERS BACK, SHE PULLED BACK THE ELASTIC
WAISTBAND OF HIS UNDERPANTS AND EMPTIED THE BOWL OF TURKEY GUTS INTO HIS SHORTS.
SOME TIME LATER SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND WAKEN WITH HIS USUAL
TRUMPETING WHICH WAS FOLLOWED BY A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM
AND THE SOUND OF FRANTIC FOOTSTEPS AS HE RAN INTO THE BATHROOM. THE WIFE COULD HARDLY CONTROL HERSELF AS SHE ROLLED ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, TEARS IN HER EYES! AFTER YEARS OF TORTURE SHE RECKONED SHE HAD GOT HIM BACK PRETTY GOOD.
ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES LATER, HER HUSBAND CAME DOWNSTAIRS IN HIS BLOODSTAINED UNDERPANTS WITH A LOOK OF HORROR ON HIS
FACE. SHE BIT HER LIP AS SHE ASKED HIM WHAT WAS THE MATTER.

An he said, all THESE YEARS YOU HAVE WARNED ME AND I DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOU'. 'WHAT DO YOU MEAN?' ASKED HIS WIFE.

'WELL, YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT ONE DAY I WOULD END UP FARTING MY GUTS OUT, AND TODAY IT FINALLY HAPPENED.' BUT BY THE GRACE OF GOD, SOME VASELINE AND TWO FINGERS. I THINK I GOT MOST OF THEM BACK IN.'

Pews

Have you visited one of the modern churches, today?  It's an experience that I never thought would happen.  Much effort has been placed in making the parishioners comfortable during the services.  The church has church pew chairs   which are totally different from the old days, when you sat on a hard pew.  My tail bone would be numb from sitting for a long time and I was just a child.  Information can be found at the link in this post.

What?

What A Fart..............oh my, poor people
I feel sorry for them.......hell, that thing probably burned......

New Beginnings

Man, I hate this courtship thing you have to go through to find out what a person is like and if you want to keep being around them or not.  It's the pits to find someone your truly interested in, only to go through the whole process of getting to know them.  Why does it seem like it takes forever to get where you wanted to be in the first place?  Getting to know someone on a personal basis is tough.  I'm finding out once again after all these years about the quirks of the man/woman relationship beginnings.

We're There

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ” pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land”.

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, ” Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land”.

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land.

Talc

I will investigate this product to see it's value.  The  clubman talc  seems to be on the market these days.  I'm sure that if I go to the website listed in this post,  it will give me a list of stores where it can be obtained.  Online services will probably be offered as well.

THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A TENNESSEE GIRL

Three friends married women from different parts of the country.

The first man married a woman from Wisconsin . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.  It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Minnesota . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.   The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Tennessee. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.  He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

Limo?

 Times have changed since I went to a prom or a wedding.  Arriving in a limo, seems to be the form of travel for a couple getting married or going to a senior prom.  If you live in Florida, then you will find service for such occasions with  limo service st petersburg fl  company. Since prom time is coming up, you will be able to get quotes online to help in your decisions.

Tired

I have gone to the extreme trouble of moving, and getting away from some people who were always into causing or having drama around them.  They would try to suck me into this crap and I was so tired of all the stuff they kept reviving on a daily basis.  Still they try to pull my back into their social world, with "text messages", to keep me updated.  I at least have them held at this amount of distance.  It would be very nice and less stressful, if they just left me alone entirely. WTF

Annuity

Senior citizens should check this website  information before taking out an annuity.  There's important information about certain aspects of the plans.  People should be informed before getting into anything that affects their financial situation. 

I Don't Need Anger Management ... You Just Need To Stop Pissing Me Off !  That would help immensely.  Well, most of the time.......anyway.

Finally

The people who have endured the past few days on board that Carnival Cruise ship, are finally home and off the damn thing.  It's an experience they won't soon forget.  I doubt they will ever get back on a cruise ship, considering the trauma they have been through.  I saw one person kiss the ground when finally walking of the ramp.  Some endured a trip on bus to get back to Galveston and get their cars.  I'm sure a shower and good meal were priceless to these victim's.

NC Real Estate

 The news media is daily listing the problems about our economy.  They tell of how the reals estate markets are having such a bad time.  The weather in recent months has played a part in wreaking havoc on certain areas of the US and causing major damage.  I see construction beginning to come back along with real estate sale.  NC has outstanding properties and this leads to certain people who handle jobs such as  cashiers nc real estate  finances.  Information can be found at the above link.

Cruise?

Anyone ready to go on a cruise?  Not me and they could give me all the free trips they wanted to these days.  I wouldn't take it because this sort of thing has been happening more and more lately.  From loosing power, catching on fire to running aground.  You have heard all type of horrifying stories of late.  I'll bet those people on board aren't considering this a luxury cruise today.

Picture found on Facebook/

Supplies

I've been in warehouse work many times in my life.  It always came down to having proper tools to do the job.  You often could find several different types and sizes of tools.  One being a  gripper  to hold certain items when they were hot or being attached to moving parts.  Sometimes the weight of the item would need support for this type of work.

Guns?

This thing about guns is getting way out of control.  I can't believe how brazen some people have gotten.  I suppose it's a sign of the times that we are living in?  It's as though people are taking the law into their own hands because they don't believe the law will help them fast enough.  Then you have the crazies, who think that their drugs will get them through the onslaught of the war they are waging about something or someone who opposed them.  Hell, you can't even drive down the street anymore without worrying that the car next to you has some idiot, with a gun who thinks your in his way.  Damned!

Framed ????

Ravens vs 49er's

All  eyes will be glued to the big screens this evening at the Ravens and 49er's hit the field.  It's another Super Bowl and the Cowboy's are still not there.  Imagine that?  Either way, I salute the 2 teams that made it and offer my wishes that the "best team" wins.  No crap involved!

Eyes

Well, it's got to happen and the sooner the better.  I need to have cataract surgery on both eyes.  The right eye is almost gone with the crap.  My left eye is carrying the weight of all my sight at the present.  Medicare part B doesn't kick in until July, so I'm stuck waiting till then.  Seeing, has become a chore and really bothers me.  Having to admit that I can't see what I want to see is degrading to me.  I feel put out right now and all I can do is bide my time and wait.

Drunk

Just what I need......right?  A falling down drunk trying to make time with me?  I sure don't need a falling down drunk trying to make his way into my life.  I don't need a falling down drunk in my life.  If this is the only type of person who is interested in me then my fate is doomed to hell.  I must clip this flower before it tries to bloom and discard it.  Man, I just can't seem to win!

Who Gives A Rats Ass?

I've been a frequent visitor of a certain popular website for several years.  It's come to my attention that some of the young people love to air their dirty laundry on it.  I have "unfriended" some just to get away from the constant deluge of depressing subjects, remarks and crap.  I have yet to see that these young people are making a change in their situations.  I wonder why they think that everyone should know they are going through tough times with family members?  If you don't like the situation you are in then get the hell out and change it.  Don't sit around whinning about it in hopes someone will feel sorry for you and offer you a way out.  They have their own lives and problems, they sure as hell don't need you to add more to theirs.  Don't whine to everyone then the very next day, be so damn happy with the same person.  WTF?

UH HUH

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, So I got my doctor's permission to
Join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down,

and perspired for an hour

But,  By the time I got my leotards on,

The class was over.

Smile

Bottle of Wine

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.

The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'



The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. She hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them.

Garden

I drive through neighborhoods with huge homes and they call them estates.  The courtyards and garden are filled with  yard sculptures  to give a flair to the design.  Each home is set to a certain theme which gives plenty of design idea's for the gardens.  For information about such items, click on the above link.